Clone Lab Found

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Clone Lab Found - video*
08/30/2003

I have just gotten out of bed after a crazy night at Alameda Point Navy Base. I hid near the back door of PetroPharm Labs in hopes of sneaking inside when anyone exited the back door. There was a large pile of wood for me to hide behind, and after about an hour and a half, the door opened, and it was Dr. Grumbles himself. He looked around making sure the coast was clear, and disappeared into the night. I quickly inched my way toward the door, and was able to catch the door before the lock latched it shut.

I entered the large lab warehouse, and found several newspaper clippings on the recent developments of Alameda Point. I wondered how many of these strange reports Grumbles had some influence on. Why would he be collecting these articles on The Point unless it somehow affected him?

There was very little to see in the warehouse, so I moved on into the computer lab, and kept trying door knobs to find an open room to investigate.

All the doors were tightly locked, but one. I slowly turned the knob because I could hear strange machines inside. When the door was open I discovered a large white body bag hooked up to a bizarre life support system. I got closer so I could get a photo for evidence. I was so nervous zipping the body bag open to take a look inside - and then it happened!

My cell phone went off scaring the crap outta me! It was my lovely Gran-Ma-Ma just checking in with me, asking me to pick up her prescription on my way home from "school". Remember Gran-Ma-Ma knows nothing about my hobby of being a spy. She just thinks I go to Alameda College, and I let her keep believing that so that she does not worry too much.

In the middle of my phone call I heard the main door slam, so I had to find a hiding spot behind a large plant and chairs, because Dr. Grumbles was coming! From my vantage point I could not see exactly what Grumbles was doing to the poor creature that was writhing inside the white body bag. The evil Doctor had some sort of electical device that he was "taking a sample" with. As soon as he had his sample, he was out the door.

I was scared. It was too close for comfort, but I still needed to take my photo so I could prove all this was true. I quietly ended my phone call with Gran-Ma-Ma, and got closer to the body bag. The bag was moving slightly, and filled me with fear. I slowly undid the zipper to reveal a twisted writhing mutant clone drooling green goo. It smelled like old fish.

I was able to pop off several shots, but I was shaking so much only one came out good enough to see any details. I quickly zipped the body bag up tight so Grumbles would not know I was here, and ran out the door back to safety. I did not finish working on the photos until dawn, and slept until 5 PM the next day. I'm so overwhelmed. The whole thing feels like a bad dream. Now who do I go to who will believe such insanity? Click to see the infrared video footage I was able to get: MOV

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@ 08:12 pm 30 august 2003

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